Scientists
have
recently
found
that
elephants
,
escaping
from
zoos
and
private
collections
, have been
breeding
with
wild
strawberry
plants
. The
resulting
hybrid
elephantberries
are
red
,
juicy
and
nutritious
fruit
which
produce
their own
manure
.
Unfortunately
each
fruit
weighs
up to
3
tonnes
,
makes
a
loud
trumpeting
sound
when you
pick
it, and has a
tendency
to
trample
the
garden
.
Phyllis Euglena ([email redacted])
[undated]