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After the war,buying a pair of 'trainers' meant just that.You not only got the shoes,but also an ex army sergeant major who followed you about shouting 'get them feet up you orrible little erbert'.This offer was discontinued due to the high attrition rate of sergeant majors.
Howard Dunne
Saturday, 21 October 2006

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