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The ancient sea-beast, the kraken, has awoken from centuries of rest, shuffled of hundreds of thousands of tonnes of aluvial sediment and is now selling timeshare appartments in Tenerife.
Birds Custard Powder ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 04 October 2006

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