"
lol
", ":-)" and, "
swalk
" are
SMS
abbreviations
for "
Die
slowly
in
pig
vomit
", "Your
mother
mates
out of
season
" and "
Chundering
badger
poo
". All
three
expressions
are
deeply
loving
and should be
used
whenever
possible
.
Thought Police ([email redacted])
Monday, 02 October 2006