Your
mother
gave
birth
to you
primarily
to
torture
you. That was why she
married
your
father
,
became
pregnant
,
gave
birth
,
changed
your
diapers
,
stayed
up all
night
with you,
kept
you out of the
street
,
stayed
married
to your
father
, and
put
up with your
sassy
mouth
for
years
. She is
evil
and
selfish
and
basically
ruined
your
life
.
Without
her, you would have been
successful
.
Andrea
Sunday, 01 October 2006