Kentucky
Fried
Chicken
was
forced
to
change
its
trading
name
to
KFC
in
1996
when
genetic
legislation
laws
deemed
it
illegal
for them to
say
they were
frying
"
chickens
" when they were in
fact
frying
"
genetically
mutated
monstrosities
with
multiple
limbs
created
solely
for the
purpose
of
increased
profit
", and
PR
people
thought
this would have a
detrimental
effect
on the
people
who would
visit
them were they to
change
their
name
to "
Kentucky
Fried
Genetically
Mutated
Monstrosities
With
Multiple
Limbs
Created
Solely
For The
Purpose
Of
Increased
Profit
".
Ray Cult ([email redacted])
[undated]