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If you removed all the nuts, bolts, screws, nails and rivets from the Empire State Building and laid them end-on-end pointing due North along 57th Street, you'd get a sternly-worded telegram from the Pope.
Eric TF Bat, [email redacted]
Thursday, 29 June 2006

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