On
average
,
people
born
in
1970
are more
lazy
than
people
born
in any other
year
since
and
including
1924
, the
first
year
the
Bureau
of
Contribution
and
Consumption
began
keeping
track
of such
statistics
. Those
born
in
1970
are
1
.
08
times
lazier
than those
born
in
1987
, the
second
laziest
year
, and
3
.
15
times
lazier
than those
born
in
1925
, the most
productive
year
on
record
.
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