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When penguins die they remain upright and slowly begin to rot internally. Days later, the build-up of gasses reaches such pressure that it escapes and causes the penguins shoot up vertically like rockets sometimes reaching hundreds of feet into the air.
Billy Beancurd III Jnr ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 24 May 2006

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