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Top ventriloquists are now able to not only throw their voice to their dummy, but throw their halitosis, dandruff, underarm sweat, and even their bodily odours. This has caused their dummies to be banned from many public places, while the ventriloquists appear clean and smelling slightly of sawdust and hinge oil.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 02 May 2006

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