Top
ventriloquists
are
now
able
to not only
throw
their
voice
to their
dummy
, but
throw
their
halitosis
,
dandruff
,
underarm
sweat
, and
even
their
bodily
odours
. This has
caused
their
dummies
to be
banned
from many
public
places
, while the
ventriloquists
appear
clean
and
smelling
slightly
of
sawdust
and
hinge
oil
.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 02 May 2006