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Respected journal "Scientific American" recently reported that the most reliable and long-lasting biros are those given out free for promotional reasons. Experts speculate that the addition of a corporate logo to the side of the biro's casing increases consumer confidence, which tends to negate the tendency of the cheap ink to clog or dry up.
Ryan Mooney ([email redacted])
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