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Clint Eastwood is a shambling man-ape creature who only maintains a quasi-human appearance through the profuse application of make-up. His real appearance can be seen in the moving pictures " Every Which Way But Loose ", and " Every Which Way You Can ", where the Clint Eastwood part is played by an astute cockeral wearing a latex prosthesis.
Stephen G. Wilson ( [email redacted] )
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