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The latest snag in the Ulster peace negotiations is the indignation of Protestant negotiators that the preponderance of good sectarian songs is on the Catholic side because there are no rhymes for "Orange". A senior official of the Ulster Defence Association is demanding that "silver", another colour with no exact rhyme in English, be declared by law to be a rhyme for "Orange", and that ridicule of the use of it as such be forbidden as a breach of the peace.
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