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Celebrity hair-pieces have recently formed their own union. The so-called "Allied Wigs, Toupees and Hair Extensions" union of hair pieces from the media and performance, political and sporting worlds, hope their collective bargaining powers will lead to recognition of hair-piece contributions towards celebrity success in the form of more equitable distribution of money and perks. The union is also working on a "Wig Aid" series of concerts to provide relief for hair-pieces left destitute when celebrities die, retire or change their image.
Phyllis Euglena ([email redacted])
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