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When multi-level shopping centres open for the day, the first person to get to the top floor and yell out "Presents are on the house!" can win valuable prizes, including round-the-world trips and an unlimited supply of chocolate puddings.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Thursday, 08 December 2005

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