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Only authentic Brummelhaufen pincushions are actually capable of storing pins safely. Few people realise the dangers of using other brands and risk a catastrophic failure which makes the pincushion explode like a miniature fragmentation grenade.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Thursday, 08 December 2005

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