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During his time on earth, Jesus was never known to have opened any kind of bank or postal account, nor joined any form of personal or governmental saving scheme. On His passing, He left considerable debts, which have never been recovered as his next of kin was listed as 'God'. Taking into account compound interest, and the unfavourable interest terms prevelant in first century Bethlehem, Jesus's debt is now far greater than the debt of gratitude owed to him by mankind.
Nathan Fulwood [email redacted]
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