The
rules
of
football
specify
that if, during a
match
, a
flying
saucer
powered
by
aliens
supporting
the
HOME
side
appears
above the
field
,
steals
the
ball
, and
substitutes
for it a
spherical
robot
which
rolls
towards
the
AWAY
team
'
s
goal
,
exploding
immediately
after
scoring
and
injuring
the
goal
keeper
, that the
goal
will
be
scored
as own
goal
against the
HOME
side
. If,
however
, the
goal
keeper
is
unhurt
, a
corner
is
awarded
against the
HOME
side
. This
rule
was
invoked
a
record
seventeen
times
during the
notorious
Hove
Albion
versus
Tottenham
Hotspurs
game
in
1958
.
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