Everyone
knows
that
childrens
teeth
are
taken
away
by the
tooth
fairy
when they
fall
out, but few
realise
that they are then
ground
down to
make
snow
.
Decreasing
snowfall
levels
in
recent
years
, which has
nearly
crippled
many
ski
resorts
, is a
direct
result
of
research
into
new
toothpaste
flavours
.
Colin McChesney ([email redacted])
[undated]