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The lie of today, Saturday the 14th of February 2026
 
Ducks are entirely incapable of floating. They do, however, create the illusion of floating by discretly flapping their wings 50,000 times a second and hovering aproximatly 20 nanometers above the surface of the water.
namey mcnamerson
Thursday, 13 January 2005

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