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The lie of yesterday

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The rare South American Crested Flintbird dies if stared upon for longer than 12 seconds.

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Monday the 20th of September 2004
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The lie of last Wednesday

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On average, a German man will have his hair cut only four times in his entire life. Culturally, Germans prefer to use their minds to control their follicle growth.

Source: Theodore H Biscuit ([email protected])
Submitted on Saturday the 8th of January 2005
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The lie of last Tuesday

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The word gullible is not included in the Oxford English dictionary.

Source: no sleep
Submitted on Wednesday the 17th of December 2008
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The lie of last Monday

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The most expensive gourmet dish in the world is pate made from gnat's trotters. The prohibitive cost is mostly due to the fact that it takes over 125,547 gnats to make one ounce of pate. The dish is in known in France as le pate de pied tres petit which literally translates as "the pate of tiny feet".

Source: Trigger
Submitted on Thursday the 15th of May 2008
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The lie of last Sunday

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Embarrassed fruitologists have revealed that oranges are the only fruit. They have abandoned all research into guava, pear, lychee and reblochon.

Source: alfons
Submitted on Tuesday the 26th of October 2004
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The lie of last Saturday

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Recent chemical analysis has shown that the human knee contains so much of the rare metal Osmium that a single knee is worth $45 US.

Source: Paul Wayper ([email protected])
Submitted on Monday the 30th of May 2005
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