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The lie of yesterday

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The Contra dance is the only non-provocative nude dance form.

Source: Matthew Henry
Submitted on Thursday the 10th of May 2007
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The lie of last Wednesday

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There have been six recent apparent invasions of the Earth, but in each case the authorities correctly identified the attacks as hoaxes because the aliens concerned were not wearing sombreros.

Source: Simon Smith
Submitted on Wednesday the 6th of August 2008
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The lie of last Tuesday

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Wheelchair bound people will forfeit their benefits if they learn to play basketball.

Source: Gavin
Submitted on Sunday the 22nd of March 2009
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The lie of last Monday

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The lychee was invented by German industrialists in 1907, in a failed attempt to discover a way to grow artillery shells organically.

Source: [email protected]
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The lie of last Sunday

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The word 'Chivalry' actually comes from the words shivering and shrivelly and was invented by the infamously cowardly 3ft Six inch Knight Sir Piddley Pippette of Bourdeux, France.

Source: Arbutnot P. Fultimeyer
Submitted on Monday the 21st of March 2005
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The lie of last Saturday

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The word `spatula' is derived from the famous Roman slave `Spatulus' (of whom a Hollywood movie was made) after he successfully flipped all of Rome upside down with a few thousand suits of armour hammered together.

Source: Chris Wenham
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