Dave's Web Of Lies - Guest Liar

The compact disc 'jewel' case is the pinnacle of late 20th century design. In fact, it has never been known for the piffling little stud bits at the hinge to snap off for no good reason.

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Nostrils are considered drug paraphernalia by the state of California.

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The first draft of Richard Nixon's resignation speech contained 65 occurrences of the word 'shitehawk' and warned explicitly about the dangers of new school hip-hop.

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Gravitational lensing around Boris Yeltsin's ego forces citizens of Moscow to pay double for electricity.

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Jabba the Hutt was briefly listed as Public Enemy No. 1 by the CIA in 1977.

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Our 12th guest liar is Mr Simon McCallum

Wizards are barred from voting in Ireland.

The surface area of Charles Bronson's face exceeds that of the planet Jupiter.

The tongue of Bill Clinton is actually a wayward loop of his small intestine.

Shares in the UK's privatised electricity companies cannot be traded on the New York stock exchange as they are the wrong voltage.

Evil cannot exceed 26mph, even when travelling downhill with a tailwind.

Bruce Willis's real name is Arseflap Boogiewoogie.

Queer-bashing was a perfectly harmless parlour game in Edwardian England. As is commonly the case, the word was hijacked and misappropriated by a cabal of scofflaw homosexuals.

North Korea was the richest country in the world until it foolishly dabbled in heroin chic.

The sewage system in Frankfurt is infested with hobbits.

The compact disc 'jewel' case is the pinnacle of late 20th century design. In fact, it has never been known for the piffling little stud bits at the hinge to snap off for no good reason.

Nostrils are considered drug paraphernalia by the state of California.

The first draft of Richard Nixon's resignation speech contained 65 occurrences of the word 'shitehawk' and warned explicitly about the dangers of new school hip-hop.

Gravitational lensing around Boris Yeltsin's ego forces citizens of Moscow to pay double for electricity.

Jabba the Hutt was briefly listed as Public Enemy No. 1 by the CIA in 1977.

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009