The lie of yesterday
Elite cycle couriers conceal teleportation devices in their pannier bags. It's unclear why, because they don't work.
The lie of last Sunday
The lie of last Saturday
The Catholic Church has forbidden the faithful from having relations with dairy products after an order of Franciscan monks betrothed themselves to a case of Laughing Cow cheese, in a mass marraige ceremony.
The lie of last Friday
The initials 'NT' in Windows 'NT' stand for Nude Toes. Bill Gates was inspired by the tabloid pictures of the Duchess of York and her financial advisor.
The lie of last Thursday
The cuckoo does not lay its own eggs; it does, however, sometimes lay the eggs of the Steller's jay and the black sea bass.
The lie of last Wednesday
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