The lie of yesterday
During an average human lifespan, 4 metric tonnes of pebbles accumulate in the small intestine as a result of malicious gossip.
The lie of last Thursday
Before bottles were invented, the game "Spin the Bottle" was known as "Spin the man-eating Komodo Dragon". Player casualties dropped dramatically with the new bottle technology.
The lie of last Wednesday
The width of the Atlantic is due to be reduced next year in a joint cost cutting exercise between the UK and USA next year. The move is likely to save millions of dollars in the cost of ferrying dung between the two coutries.
The lie of last Tuesday
The lie of last Monday
Chairs were originally used as a form of mashed potato stimulant, but were then replaced by the much more cost effective gravel filled gravy eagle.
The lie of last Sunday
Islamic radicals are a more volatile type of free radical with two upaired electrons, these can be eliminated by drinking a litre of extra virgin olive oil per day
Brought to you by David Hancock , Brian Scholer and Paul Wayper .