The lie of yesterday
In
nature
, a bat's
mortal
enemy
is the
penguin
.
Source:
[email protected]
Submitted on Wednesday the 6th of October 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Saturday
The
Remington
Microshave
was
presented
to the US
government
by
space
aliens
in
exchange
for
Elvis
presley
and 27
McDonalds
happy
meals
.
Source: AJ (
[email protected]
)
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Friday
Cubicles
are
merely
the
juvenile
form
of the
icle
, a
fearsome
office
predator
. An
established
infestation
of
icles
can
dispose
of as
many
as
fifteen
cleaning
staff
a
year
,
although
such
infestations
are
often
welcomed
by
office
managers
as a
cheap
way to
dispose
of
recyclable
materials
.
Source: Dunx (
[email protected]
)
Submitted on Monday the 16th of August 2010
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Thursday
Bacon
is
actually
produced
by
small
peasant
women
in
Singapore
and
consists
mainly
of
beetroot
extracts
and
clay
.
Source: grit
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Wednesday
Soilant
Green
is Red
Green
's 1st and
last
cousin
.
Source: Denny Gannon Mesa USA
Submitted on Saturday the 13th of July 2013
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Tuesday
Chris
Martin
and
Gwyneth
Paltrow
signed
a
lucrative
contract
to
have
their
first
born
child
sponsored
by
Apple
Macintosh
Source: Adam
[email protected]
Submitted on Tuesday the 25th of November 2008
Obligatory Self-reference
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