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The lie of yesterday

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A recent survey amongst wildebeast demonstrates that 96.4% of all wildebeast prefer to use leather gloves when driving cars.

Source: avid merrioncenter
Submitted on Monday the 1st of November 2004
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The lie of last Thursday

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Aramis was the Greek god of togas, spittoons, and dental hygiene.

Source: Steven Grady ([email protected])
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The lie of last Wednesday

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Obsession by Calvin Klein is so attractive to certain species of hippo that it is banned in Kenya.

Source: [email protected]
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The lie of last Tuesday

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Hip hop legend and actor Ice T is a direct descendent of Earl Grey T and is thus eligible to sit in the British House of Lords.

Source: [email protected]
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The lie of last Monday

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Elephants are symbiotic associations of at least 18 other smaller animals and plants.

Source: Daniel [email protected]
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The lie of last Sunday

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If you bury a 1 and leave it for 3 years, it will grow into a fiver.

Source: this either definately is or definately isn't true
Submitted on Sunday the 1st of June 2008
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