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The lie of yesterday

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Charlie Chaplin was absolutely hilarious, and is proof that the general sense of humour in his day is much more advanced than that of today's folk

Source: Carl
Submitted on Wednesday the 26th of March 2008
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The lie of last Sunday

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In Star Wars, when Obi-wan tells Luke about "The Force" he is actually referring to the M6 motorway around Birmingham.

Source: Ade Ward ([email protected])
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The lie of last Saturday

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Hiccups are caused by swallowing a small amount of cosmic radiation. Simply present in the atmosphere this cosmic radiation results in small mutations within the bacteria in the gut, giving them super-powers (not unlike the Fantastic Four). Some use these powers for good, some for evil. The battles between the good and evil super-bacteria result in minor shock waves released as hiccups.

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Thursday the 25th of November 2004
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The lie of last Friday

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It is more sanitary to lick a dogs bottom directly than to let the dog lick you on the mouth.

Source: [email protected]
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The lie of last Thursday

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The word haberdashery has its origins in no known language.

Source: Gordon Lyon
Submitted on Friday the 31st of December 2004
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The lie of last Wednesday

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Most of the Armnenian nobility can trace their ancestry back to their fathers.

Source: Earl E Knight
Submitted on Wednesday the 2nd of February 2011
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