The lie of yesterday
Homosexuals
often
get
turned
on by
dwarf
women
.
Source: James Fowler
Submitted on Thursday the 6th of December 2007
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Monday
There
is
nothing
more
valuable
in
this
world
than
receiving
positive
feedback
on
ebay
.
Source:
[email protected]
Submitted on Tuesday the 8th of June 2010
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Sunday
Sven
Goran
Eriksson
is a mad
scientist
who is
planning
to
take
over
the
world
Source:
[email protected]
Submitted on Saturday the 9th of October 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Saturday
The
hardest
part
of a bee-
keepers
life
is
thinking
up
different
names
for all the
tens
of
thousands
of
insects
in his or her
care
.
Source: Simon Smith
[email protected]
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Friday
An
Oxymoron
is in
fact
a
moron
whose
genetic
structure
is
cimposed
entirely
of
Oxygen
Source: samuel roberts
Submitted on Tuesday the 15th of July 2008
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Thursday
Corn
on the cob is a
Roman
invention
based
on
mosaic
flooring
.
Source: Dalvo Smirnov
Submitted on Tuesday the 20th of November 2007
Obligatory Self-reference
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