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The lie of yesterday

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During an average human lifespan, 4 metric tonnes of pebbles accumulate in the small intestine as a result of malicious gossip.

Source: Simon McCallum [email protected]
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The lie of last Thursday

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Before bottles were invented, the game "Spin the Bottle" was known as "Spin the man-eating Komodo Dragon". Player casualties dropped dramatically with the new bottle technology.

Source: Steven Grady ([email protected])
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The lie of last Wednesday

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The width of the Atlantic is due to be reduced next year in a joint cost cutting exercise between the UK and USA next year. The move is likely to save millions of dollars in the cost of ferrying dung between the two coutries.

Source: Rich(and) Wise
Submitted on Tuesday the 20th of July 2004
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The lie of last Tuesday

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JFK was really shot by a CIA parrot that was hiding in the glove box of the presidential limo.

Source: Henry Bradley [email protected]
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The lie of last Monday

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Chairs were originally used as a form of mashed potato stimulant, but were then replaced by the much more cost effective gravel filled gravy eagle.

Source: Robert Kitley
Submitted on Friday the 21st of May 2010
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The lie of last Sunday

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Islamic radicals are a more volatile type of free radical with two upaired electrons, these can be eliminated by drinking a litre of extra virgin olive oil per day

Source: Eddie Fox
Submitted on Sunday the 17th of December 2006
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