The lie of yesterday
Mr. T
hates
tea.
Source: Matthew Jones
Submitted on Wednesday the 15th of September 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Monday
Fudge
becomes
a
superconductor
at
only
-15
degrees
centigrade
.
Source: Theodore H Biscuit (
[email protected]
)
Submitted on Monday the 6th of December 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Sunday
Antelopes
in the
Sudan
have
learned
to
read
road
signs
.
They
have
been
observed
diverting
their
paths
in
order
to
cross
the
highway
at
marked
Antelope
Crossing
zones
, and are
suspected
of
stampeding
marsupials
away
from
areas
that
are
outside
designated
Marsupial
Crossing
zones
.
Source: Don Magor
[email protected]
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Saturday
Jungle
music
was
hidden
from
Western
public
attention
since
1932
following
the
Japanese
invasion
of
China
.
Jungle
was
actually
invented
in
1958
by the
wife
of a
wealthy
landowner
.
Source:
[email protected]
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Friday
Ironically
,
Alanis
Morrisette
does
understand
what
irony
is. She
simply
chooses
not to
sing
about
it.
Source: Eric TF Bat.
[email protected]
Submitted on Tuesday the 13th of June 2006
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Thursday
The
keys
to the
original
main
building
of
Spain
's
Prado
art
museum
were
carved
by the
sculptor
Ernesto
Aldebaran
(
1775
-
1841
)to
match
the
profile
of the
Pyrenees
mountains
,
distantly
visible
from
the
building
's
bell
tower
.
Source: William Lee
Submitted on Saturday the 17th of July 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
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