Dave's Web Of Lies - A Week of Lies

The lie of yesterday

Government regulations in Botswana specifically prevent any bush-baby from becoming a member of parliament or owning more than two branches of a bank.

Source: Paul Wayper ([email protected])

Submitted on Monday the 5th of April 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Monday

Small jars of jam have been known to spark very heated debates in New Zealand.

Source: [email protected]

Submitted on Saturday the 25th of September 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Sunday

Aaron is cool, Kappa

Source: Adam

Submitted on Wednesday the 21st of May 2014

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Saturday

The Chinese have no word for "Emperor", and instead refer to their great leaders as "Fluffy" or "Inclined at a 30 degree angle".

Source: Paul Wayper ([email protected])

Submitted on Wednesday the 7th of December 2005

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Friday

Brie was used to stone French peasants to death before rock was invented.

Source: Anand Modha ([email protected])

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Thursday

Rabbits are unaffected by radiation, poisons, fire and bludgeoning with heavy objects.

Source: Billy Beancurd III Jnr ([email protected])

Submitted on Friday the 23rd of June 2006

Obligatory Self-reference

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009