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The lie of yesterday

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Hostess Twinkies are not actually baked. They are gathered from a hyper-dimensional warp portal that is opened inside the Hostess factory. When the Twinkies are removed from the portal they are hotter than the surface of the sun, and must be cooled with liquid nitrogen.

Source: Joshua Belsky ([email protected])
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The lie of last Friday

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The British rose only grows in Poland and despite its name looks like a german daisy.

Source: Elsa MUNDAY
Submitted on Saturday the 5th of July 2008
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The lie of last Thursday

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Vatican security forces still carry spears because the Catholic Church will not sanction the use of any weapons that were not mentioned in the New Testament. For similar reasons, Catholic priests may not eat chocolate pudding.

Source: Paul Israel, [email protected]
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The lie of last Wednesday

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Doctor Matthew Sebastian of Hilderthorpe University, Perugia, has formulated the first recipe for an anti-matter chipatti.

Source: Jason Turner [email protected]
Submitted on Friday the 9th of April 2004
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The lie of last Tuesday

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NASA is secretly building a death star on the far side of the moon.

Source: Snow
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The lie of last Monday

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The Cheshire Cat is sueing the Mona Lisa for copyright infringement over her enigmatic smile.

Source: Simon Smith
Submitted on Wednesday the 17th of January 2007
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