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The lie of yesterday

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Source: Dog
Submitted on Monday the 20th of November 2006
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The lie of last Saturday

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Hairy rock-mongers Black Sabbath took their name from the title of a traditional Scottish eightsome reel, "I'll Be Wearing Black On The Sabbath, Morag".

Source: Colin Bergkamp
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The lie of last Friday

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The quickest fruit known to man is the Apricot. Stunned scientists recorded a peak speed of 3 angstroms per second at a Swindon Laboratory in June 2005.

Source: Gerry Sayers
Submitted on Thursday the 5th of April 2007
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The lie of last Thursday

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The author of Romeo and Juliet, Stephenie Meyer, was illeterate until the age of 17.

Source: Scott Finneran
Submitted on Monday the 27th of October 2014
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The lie of last Wednesday

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Most Italians are moustached men with nice hats who are either very short and dress in bright red suits, or taller, but like to wear bright green instead. After eating flowers, they gain the ability to shoot fireballs until they are injured in some way, or get to the end of the level. They are not, however, to be confused with the Irish, who all dress in green yet are even shorter than the Italians who prefer red, and have an affinity for gold and an unnatural obsession with rainbows. The Japanese, however, tend to have brightly colored, spiky hair, typically green, blue or fluorescent pink, huge eyes, no visible teeth no matter how hugely wide they open their mouths and often enough, they also possess cat ears and a tail. Like the Italians, they also can throw fireballs, but rather than after eating flowers, it is usually a result of getting fired up over the presence of a strong sword-wielding girl robot from outer space with huge breasts in a skimpy outfit nearby.

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Tuesday the 8th of June 2010
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The lie of last Tuesday

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The Russian yellow bellied pig fly lives for just 45 seconds.

Source: Jack Parsnip ([email protected])
Submitted on Monday the 9th of August 2004
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