The lie of yesterday
Andrew
Johnson
never
once
set
foot
inside
the
White
House
.
Instead
, he
performed
his
Presidential
duties
from
within
a
giant
,
hollow
watermelon
in
Mexico
.
Source: Neil Cicierega
Submitted on Sunday the 24th of October 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Monday
It was
only
late
in
1973
that
the now-
accepted
standard
order
for the
numerals
1 to 9 was
adopted
. The
decision
was
made
necessary
by an
unexpected
boom
in the
counting
industry
.
Source:
[email protected]
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Sunday
Two
sandwiches
is
better
than
three
muffins
.
Source: alcool
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Saturday
If you
stand
on
your
head
at the
equator
, the
centrifugal
force
overrides
gravity
and all
your
blood
rushes
to
your
feet
.
Source: Simon Smith
Submitted on Thursday the 24th of July 2008
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Friday
The
first
computer
was an
elaborate
arrangement
of
trained
glow
-
worms
.
Source: Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch
Submitted on Tuesday the 8th of June 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Thursday
The
commonly
used
saying
"A
rolling
stone
gathers
no
moss
" is a
palpable
lie.
Mick
Jagger
has
been
a
keen
member
of the
Grimsby
Moss
and
Lichen
appreciation
society
since
it
began
in
1967
.
Source: Steve Greatbanks (
[email protected]
)
Obligatory Self-reference
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009
