The lie of yesterday
A
recent
survey
amongst
wildebeast
demonstrates
that
96.4% of all
wildebeast
prefer
to use
leather
gloves
when
driving
cars
.
Source: avid merrioncenter
Submitted on Monday the 1st of November 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Thursday
Aramis
was the
Greek
god of
togas
,
spittoons
, and
dental
hygiene
.
Source: Steven Grady (
[email protected]
)
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Wednesday
Obsession
by
Calvin
Klein
is so
attractive
to
certain
species
of
hippo
that
it is
banned
in
Kenya
.
Source:
[email protected]
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Tuesday
Hip hop
legend
and
actor
Ice T is a
direct
descendent
of
Earl
Grey
T and is
thus
eligible
to sit in the
British
House
of
Lords
.
Source:
[email protected]
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Monday
Elephants
are
symbiotic
associations
of at
least
18
other
smaller
animals
and
plants
.
Source: Daniel
[email protected]
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Sunday
If you
bury
a £1 and
leave
it for 3
years
, it
will
grow
into
a
fiver
.
Source: this either definately is or definately isn't true
Submitted on Sunday the 1st of June 2008
Obligatory Self-reference
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.
Last updated Dec 19, 2009
