Dave's Web Of Lies - A Week of Lies

The lie of yesterday

Sainsbury's are about to test a range of shopping trolleys fitted with airbags.

Source: Kevin Mills

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Friday

Eight is the only truly random number.

Source: Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch

Submitted on Friday the 11th of June 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Thursday

The organisation MENSA is an acronym for My Ego Needs Some Attention.

Source: Professor Ivor E Towers

Submitted on Wednesday the 27th of January 2010

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Wednesday

The best vintage years for Alaskan claret are 1849, 1947 and 2016.

Source: Professor Ivor E Towers

Submitted on Wednesday the 27th of January 2010

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Tuesday

It is a little known fact that HM The Queen Esq, smokes a pipe, and indeed fellow drinkers in the Nag's Head, Brixton have been sworn to secrecy to ensure her drinking habits and unruly behaviour after a "few jars" down the "rub-a-dub" remain hush.

Source: Mr Fintle J Duck

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Monday

Early vacuum cleaners consisted only of a broom with a drinking straw attached to the base, and needed two people to operate effectively.

Source: Sir Greg O'Beirne

Obligatory Self-reference

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009