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The lie of yesterday

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Bagels are made out of judo

Source: thelonious mink
Submitted on Sunday the 10th of December 2006
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The lie of last Thursday

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Homeopathy is simply a roundabout way of summoning evil spirits; particularly those spirits believed responsible for sudden, violent bowel movements.

Source: Ben Cooper
Submitted on Monday the 25th of October 2004
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The lie of last Wednesday

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It is impossible to make Adobe PhotoShop or Adobe Photo Deluxe store an image of Margaret Thatcher, Margaret Truman, Margaret Atwood, or Princess Margaret in TIFF format.

Source: [email protected]
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The lie of last Tuesday

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The hip-hop artist known as Schoolboy Q is merely the most recent version of a line of musical androids, whose previous models include Antonio Salieri, the 13th century Sufi poet Yasiin Bey, and Theodore Roosevelt.

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Sunday the 3rd of August 2014
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The lie of last Monday

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The sale of "duty free" items in airports is not due to some clever legal loophole. It is in fact blatantly illegal.

Source: David Glicksman ([email protected])
Submitted on Thursday the 29th of September 2005
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The lie of last Sunday

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The best vintage years for Alaskan claret are 1849, 1947 and 2016.

Source: Professor Ivor E Towers
Submitted on Wednesday the 27th of January 2010
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