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The lie of yesterday

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Elite cycle couriers conceal teleportation devices in their pannier bags. It's unclear why, because they don't work.

Source: Pat Foy
Submitted on Thursday the 2nd of July 2009
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The lie of last Sunday

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It is a little known fact that bees wax actually comes from bees ears.

Source: Paul Turland
Submitted on Tuesday the 13th of April 2004
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The lie of last Saturday

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The Catholic Church has forbidden the faithful from having relations with dairy products after an order of Franciscan monks betrothed themselves to a case of Laughing Cow cheese, in a mass marraige ceremony.

Source: Samuel Pepys
Submitted on Wednesday the 28th of March 2007
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The lie of last Friday

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The initials 'NT' in Windows 'NT' stand for Nude Toes. Bill Gates was inspired by the tabloid pictures of the Duchess of York and her financial advisor.

Source: John Carver (johnc@techie.com)
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The lie of last Thursday

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The cuckoo does not lay its own eggs; it does, however, sometimes lay the eggs of the Steller's jay and the black sea bass.

Source: dgollub@sirius.com
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The lie of last Wednesday

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The infra-red beams from TV remote controls can turn goldfish blind.

Source: Lara P.
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