The name of the first half of the day cycle, AM, is actually in reference to the first half of the alphabet - A through M. No one knows for sure why the second half of the day is called PM instead of NZ, but some speculate that it's a conspiracy engineered by the government of New Zealand.

Long thought to be the kindly old man who invented Christianity for fun and profit, Pope John Paul II the second is, in fact, the world's most adept assassin. After assassinating both his direct predecessors to achieve Pope status, blood-crazed John Paul went on to assassinate such dignitaries as John and Bobby Kennedy, Mahatma Ghandi, Abraham Lincoln, and Princess Diana. The use of a time machine has led many to call unfair play, as JP has managed to edge out previous leader in the Religious Assassin World League, the most reverent Dalai Lama, by an amazing five kills.

The "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" series of movies was about a wacky scientist, played by Rick Moranis, whose children always fell victim to his experiments. Few are aware, however, that this series is actually based upon the true story of a wacky, Arizona-based inventor who was also played by Rick Moranis in real life.

Ron Smith Recycling Ltd. is the world leader in recycling used Ron Smiths.

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It is illegal to eat upside-down cakes in Tasmania.