The lie of yesterday
Scientists
now
agree
that
Hell
does
not
have
fury
greater
than
a
woman
scorned
.
Source: Connor Wilson
Submitted on Saturday the 28th of January 2012
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Monday
It's
been
such
a
long
time
since
I
last
saw you.
Source: mlmleads
Submitted on Friday the 15th of June 2007
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Sunday
Lemons
are
born
purple
but
pygmy
lemon
-
grove
dwellers
paint
them
yellow
to
please
their
wives
.
Source: Mr Dave Kenning
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Saturday
The
traditional
greeting
of
professional
systems
administrators
is "
Lart
lart
,
have
you
grokked
your
fsck
today
?"
Source: Oedipus McGillicuddy
Submitted on Friday the 26th of December 2008
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Friday
Pizza
is a
variation
of the
Italian
word
piazza
that
means
town
square
.
This
dates
back
to the
time
when
Italians
wore
anchovies
for
hats
and
rode
around
on
olives
.
Source: Theodore H Biscuit -
[email protected]
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Thursday
The
Pope
's
first
comment
on
seeing
the
completed
Sistine
Chapel
was, "You've
missed
a bit."
Source: dust to dust
Submitted on Tuesday the 15th of June 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
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