99% of doctors surveyed admit to being terrified of apples! Of those, 83% said they would never approach a person that ate at least one apple every day.

Most Jack Russel terriers can see in 1080 HDD, unlike The Yorksire Terrier that can only see in black & white. Thats why Yorkies dont like wathching Snooker on TV.

In the event of an Armageddon-style asteroid hitting earth, the intense fireball and pressure it creates will compress the carbon found in peoples bodies into pure diamond.

Weightwatchers have a new plan to help successful dieters maintain their weight. On this plan, for every pound a person puts back on, they are hit on the head once with a croquet mallet. Weightwatchers call this the "No gain, no pain" plan.

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Basic propeller based aerial machines are the work of Satan. Only those employing advanced jet engines and gliding mechanisms are truly considered to be within God's domain. An officially appointed Vatican council is currently debating the possibility of allowing gas-filled balloons into the works of the Lord.