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The lie of yesterday

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The original design for the flip flop shoe was rejected in 1792 due to them being extremely uncomfortable for some people.The original prototypes were constructed from housebricks and rubber bands.

Source: Howard Dunne
Submitted on Saturday the 21st of October 2006
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The lie of last Sunday

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Contrary to popular belief, Lego is not an educational toy. It is a means of testing and observing levels of intelligence amongst the youth population. The CIA have in the past five decades have been keeping a database of possible architects and bricklayers based on these observations. When the individuals in question reach an age of employable maturity, they are 'encouraged' to take up forms of employment in the construction industry. Those who do not are simply removed from society and left on a deserted island in the South Pacific where all the buildings are constructed from Meccano.

Source: Kane Kelly, [email protected]
Submitted on Tuesday the 28th of June 2005
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The lie of last Saturday

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Ironically, giraffes are afraid of heights.

Source: Lucky D
Submitted on Monday the 26th of March 2007
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The lie of last Friday

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Beware of crocodiles, they make awful small talk.

Source: Lucifer
Submitted on Tuesday the 10th of October 2006
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The lie of last Thursday

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Gnomes are worth thousands of pounds in Finland.

Source: simon foxwell
Submitted on Tuesday the 16th of November 2004
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The lie of last Wednesday

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Ant and Dec are the most talented people on television.

Source: Attila the Nun
Submitted on Thursday the 27th of January 2011
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