The lie of yesterday
Women
in a war are 95%
more
likely
to '
knit
'
their
opponents
to
death
than
men in
combat
and 30%
less
likely
to run
with
scissors
.
Source: D. Monica O'Leary
Submitted on Wednesday the 29th of December 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Tuesday
The SI
unit
of
uneasiness
is the
Fawlty
.
Source: Dunx (
[email protected]
)
Submitted on Monday the 25th of May 2009
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Monday
Pope
Theodric
IV was
recently
voted
sexiest
Antipope
in a
poll
conducted
by
Popular
Tweed
magazine
.
Source: Eric TF Bat,
[email protected]
Submitted on Thursday the 29th of June 2006
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Sunday
Spreading
a
thick
layer
of
Marmite
on
Weetabix
makes
them
waterproof
and
they
can
remain
crispy
for up to two
hours
immersed
in
milk
.
Mmmmmm
...
nummy
.
Source: steve
Submitted on Saturday the 25th of July 2009
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Saturday
What
museums
claim
to be
Knights
'
suits
of
armour
, are
really
old-
fashioned
robots
with
their
insides
removed
.
Source: Matt Henderson
Submitted on Sunday the 1st of July 2007
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Friday
Michael
Caine
was
born
in
1742
in
Paris
.
Only
today
's
extensive
plastic
surgery
and
complex
medication
keep
him
alive
.
Source: Mr Ade Ward
Obligatory Self-reference
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009
