Dave's Web Of Lies - A Week of Lies

The lie of yesterday

The most effective anti-chapping lip-balm in the world is manufactured by the George Hansen Lip-Balm Company in Tipper, Iowa. The balm called, "Hansen's Lip-Balm" is made of 100% pure cow manure. When asked why his product is so effective at preventing chapped lips George hansen replied, "Well, once it is applied people stop licking their lips."

Source: charles boggle

Submitted on Thursday the 26th of October 2006

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Saturday

David Hasselhoff's hair is made entirely of cheese

Source: paul turland

Submitted on Thursday the 30th of September 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Friday

The common cold can be cured by the application of lard to one's feet.

Source: Birds Custard Powder ([email protected])

Submitted on Friday the 6th of October 2006

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Thursday

Nine out of every seventeen religious experiences happen in sheds.

Source: Simon Smith

Submitted on Wednesday the 17th of January 2007

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Wednesday

In Patagonia there is a road made entirely out of left hand bends.

Source: Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch

Submitted on Tuesday the 8th of June 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Tuesday

'Pandemonium' has never been officially accepted as an English word, on account of it sounding 'made up'. Its entry in most modern dictionary comes with a warning label.

Source: [email protected]

Submitted on Monday the 20th of September 2010

Obligatory Self-reference

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009