In real life, Bart Simpson is nearly nine feet tall.

The Beatles did not hide secret messages in their songs hinting that Paul McCartney was dead. However, on several occasions they included subtle references to Ringo Starr's ability to lactate.

If you let a cat spend too much time on your lap it can use telekinesis to move food from your digestive system to it's own. This occasionally causes malnutrition or, in extreme cases, death.

The concept of evolution only occurred to Charles Darwin after he bought a parrot in the Galapagos which shouted 'Feed me monkey-boy' whenever it was hungry.

If any of the craps legs are either lost or broken, they will only be able to walk in circles.

Vin Diesel is, as his name suggests, a compression-ignition fuel derived from the Brussels wine lake. The use of the wine lake for this purpose was long resisted by top Brussels bureaucrats, who liked to go sailing on it in the weekends.