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The lie of yesterday

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If placed carefully on its back a badger will subconsciously align itself with magnetic north

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Thursday the 3rd of May 2007
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The lie of last Wednesday

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Patrons of the Flying Swan public house in Brentford have all been honoured in the New Year list for saving the country from the grips of the reincarnated 14th century Pope Alexander VI, the infamous Rodrigo Borgia.

Source: Norman Hartnell (not to be confused with the other Norman Hartnell)
Submitted on Friday the 27th of July 2007
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The lie of last Tuesday

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The male skunk is an excellent sound reproduction animal and can act as an amplifier if provoked with a cassette tape (or DAT tape). The reproduced sound is often followed by a pleasant odour which can be linked to the depletion of the Ozone Layer.

Source: George Hazlewood ([email protected])
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The lie of last Monday

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The next Buddha is alive and living in Liverpool.

Source: Oedipus McGillicuddy
Submitted on Friday the 26th of December 2008
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The lie of last Sunday

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More people are killing annually because of freak accidents involving bread than in car crashes.

Source: Adam Estey ([email protected])
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The lie of last Saturday

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A "Bermuda Triangle" refers to a public speaker who losses his place three times while reading a speech. This usually results from a prior imbibing of a tropical alcoholic beverage just before the speech.

Source: Paul Israel, [email protected]
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