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The lie of yesterday

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The most effective anti-chapping lip-balm in the world is manufactured by the George Hansen Lip-Balm Company in Tipper, Iowa. The balm called, "Hansen's Lip-Balm" is made of 100% pure cow manure. When asked why his product is so effective at preventing chapped lips George hansen replied, "Well, once it is applied people stop licking their lips."

Source: charles boggle
Submitted on Thursday the 26th of October 2006
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The lie of last Saturday

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David Hasselhoff's hair is made entirely of cheese

Source: paul turland
Submitted on Thursday the 30th of September 2004
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The lie of last Friday

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The common cold can be cured by the application of lard to one's feet.

Source: Birds Custard Powder ([email protected])
Submitted on Friday the 6th of October 2006
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The lie of last Thursday

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Nine out of every seventeen religious experiences happen in sheds.

Source: Simon Smith
Submitted on Wednesday the 17th of January 2007
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The lie of last Wednesday

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In Patagonia there is a road made entirely out of left hand bends.

Source: Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch
Submitted on Tuesday the 8th of June 2004
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The lie of last Tuesday

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'Pandemonium' has never been officially accepted as an English word, on account of it sounding 'made up'. Its entry in most modern dictionary comes with a warning label.

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Monday the 20th of September 2010
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