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The lie of yesterday

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Homosexuals often get turned on by dwarf women.

Source: James Fowler
Submitted on Thursday the 6th of December 2007
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The lie of last Monday

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There is nothing more valuable in this world than receiving positive feedback on ebay.

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Tuesday the 8th of June 2010
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The lie of last Sunday

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Sven Goran Eriksson is a mad scientist who is planning to take over the world

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Saturday the 9th of October 2004
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The lie of last Saturday

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The hardest part of a bee-keepers life is thinking up different names for all the tens of thousands of insects in his or her care.

Source: Simon Smith [email protected]
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The lie of last Friday

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An Oxymoron is in fact a moron whose genetic structure is cimposed entirely of Oxygen

Source: samuel roberts
Submitted on Tuesday the 15th of July 2008
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The lie of last Thursday

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Corn on the cob is a Roman invention based on mosaic flooring.

Source: Dalvo Smirnov
Submitted on Tuesday the 20th of November 2007
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