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A Random Lie

Some of the letters in this lie will appear as a uniform shade of orange. This is perfectly natural and nothing to be afraid of.
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Michael Jackson's increasingly white complexion is due to the large amounts of blackboard chalk he is addicted to eating.

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009