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Stained glass windows only appear coloured when installed in churches or other buildings of religous significance. Any attempt to stain glass in secular buildings merely turns the glass into wood.

Source: Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch
Submitted on Friday the 11th of June 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
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