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Some of the letters in this lie will appear as a uniform shade of orange. This is perfectly natural and nothing to be afraid of.

Michael Jackson's increasingly white complexion is due to the large amounts of blackboard chalk he is addicted to eating.

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009