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Some of the letters in this lie will appear as a uniform shade of orange. This is perfectly natural and nothing to be afraid of.

Scientists have never succeeded in making ink synthetically, with the result that all the ink used in making pens to this day is obtained from wild-caught squid. Part of the reason for this is believed to be that the scientists in question were astronomers, botanists and crypto-hydrologists, the organic chemists being too busy filling out prescriptions for arnica and evening primrose oil.

Source: Caroline
Submitted on Saturday the 11th of June 2011
Obligatory Self-reference
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