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Scientists have never succeeded in making ink synthetically, with the result that all the ink used in making pens to this day is obtained from wild-caught squid. Part of the reason for this is believed to be that the scientists in question were astronomers, botanists and crypto-hydrologists, the organic chemists being too busy filling out prescriptions for arnica and evening primrose oil.

Source: Caroline
Submitted on Saturday the 11th of June 2011
Obligatory Self-reference
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