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Our 9th guest liar is Mr Ade Ward

of Plymouth. International Busby thrower, 1647 BC. Most Impressive Collector of Shiny Things, Ruislip Manor, 1992. Winner of the "Mr Trowell Impersonator" award, 1995.

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You can obtain a UK passport by sending a stamped addressed envelope to 'Passport Competition, PO Box 66, London', answering the simple question "What colour is the sky?"

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When somebody is confused, their brain turns inside out and back to front. Therefore it is always important to speak backwards when people are confused.

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Michael Caine was born in 1742 in Paris. Only today's extensive plastic surgery and complex medication keep him alive.

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The famous cartoonist Gary Larson is in fact a large orange rectangular tube containing fourteen pounds of kerosene.

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Macromedia have released their latest Shockwave plug-in: "Smellwave" which provides aromatic media for the internet.

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The German for potato is "Kartoffeln" which directly translated means "Carpet tape juice".

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Contrary to popular belief, the famous disc jockey Mark Goodier is in fact a large inflatable rubber sack with a clever pump device to move air through a set of wooden vocal chords, which causes him to talk.

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The colour white is made up of 56% red, 32% green and 12% orangutan.

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In some eastern countries of the world, HTML is actually the spoken language.

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The popular music group "Pet Shop Boys" are made of cardboard and sticky back plastic.

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The common cough is caused by carpetness of the lungs.

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The name George derives from the Anglo Saxon name `Gorge' which mean `to fill your self silly with jelly and ice cream'. It's common use in today's society is only possible through special diodes which deliberately break.

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In mathematical terms, the word `floating point' means that the person carrying out the maths has forgotten where to put it.

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The common flea is manufactured by The Jet-Ram Company of Bristol, England.

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Light Emitting Diodes (LEDs for short) are infact small flies which have been caught inside a red (or green) plastic casing. When power is placed to the terminals of a LED, the fly inside gets frightened, and turns on a tiny torch to see if it can find a way out.

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Guest Liars' Hall Of Fame


Mr David Gollub

Mr Paul Wayper

Mr Simon McCallum

Mr Colin McChesney

Mr Dave Kenning

Mr Ade Ward

terry@noonien.demon.co.uk

Mr Paul Craggs

Dr. Steve Greatbanks

Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves

Sir Greg O'Beirne

Mr Frank Charlton

Mr Rob Smith

Mr Yan Pomplemeyer
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009