Our 9th guest liar is Mr Ade Wardof Plymouth. International Busby thrower, 1647 BC. Most Impressive Collector of Shiny Things, Ruislip Manor, 1992. Winner of the "Mr Trowell Impersonator" award, 1995.
You can obtain a UK passport by sending a stamped addressed envelope to 'Passport Competition, PO Box 66, London', answering the simple question "What colour is the sky?"
When somebody is confused, their brain turns inside out and back to front. Therefore it is always important to speak backwards when people are confused.
Michael Caine was born in 1742 in Paris. Only today's extensive plastic surgery and complex medication keep him alive.
The famous cartoonist Gary Larson is in fact a large orange rectangular tube containing fourteen pounds of kerosene.
Macromedia have released their latest Shockwave plug-in: "Smellwave" which provides aromatic media for the internet.
The German for potato is "Kartoffeln" which directly translated means "Carpet tape juice".
Contrary to popular belief, the famous disc jockey Mark Goodier is in fact a large inflatable rubber sack with a clever pump device to move air through a set of wooden vocal chords, which causes him to talk.
The common cough is caused by carpetness of the lungs.
The name George derives from the Anglo Saxon name `Gorge' which mean `to fill your self silly with jelly and ice cream'. It's common use in today's society is only possible through special diodes which deliberately break.
In mathematical terms, the word `floating point' means that the person carrying out the maths has forgotten where to put it.
Light Emitting Diodes (LEDs for short) are infact small flies which have been caught inside a red (or green) plastic casing. When power is placed to the terminals of a LED, the fly inside gets frightened, and turns on a tiny torch to see if it can find a way out.
Guest Liars' Hall Of Fame
Mr David Gollub
Mr Paul Wayper
Mr Simon McCallum
Mr Colin McChesney
Mr Dave Kenning
Mr Ade Ward
Mr Paul Craggs
Dr. Steve Greatbanks
Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves
Sir Greg O'Beirne
Mr Frank Charlton
Mr Rob Smith
Mr Yan Pomplemeyer
Brought to you by David Hancock , Brian Scholer and Paul Wayper .