Our 13th guest liar is Mr Paul Wayperwho, curiously, has never submitted any lies to the database, and has never even heard of the internet.
Harlequin costumes are strictly regulated, with the size, height-to-width ratio, colour and alignment of the alternating diamonds all being dictated by law.
Norwegians are composed of lemon juice, sugar, vitamin C, preservative (E220) and water. The actual method of construction is a closely guarded secret.
In a shock decision by the International Farnarkling Board, the Dutch Farnarkling team have been disqualified from playing in the 1999 World Series for using a non-regulation Furby during practice. Spies sent from the Dominican Republic revealed that they had obtained the illegal Furby from a Zulu pict during Hogmanay in Abergavenny, and was thus two kilos under weight. This allowed the Dutch team to avoid passing while during knip, as the Furby could safely be bounced along the ground at a rate not equal to the speed of mud.
"Many a Mickle Makes a Muckle"? Not according to researchers in the University of Byron Bay, New South Wales, Australia. Most recent results indicate that a Mickle is in fact comprised of 2.2 Muckles and half a Mockle.
Do mountain goats suffer from vertigo? Recent studies by the Lhasa University in Tibet has proved that 51% of mountain goats do suffer from a paralysing fear of heights and only feel comfortable on rock-strewn plains.
Driving laws in Australia specifically allow drivers to carry small spears to harpoon mobile phones away from unwary fellow drivers.
Playing the Kraftwerk track "Music Non-Stop" backward at high speed gives the message "This record should not be played backward at high speed".
A secret password allows bus conductors and rail employees to travel free on any bus or train around the globe.
Guest Liars' Hall Of Fame
Mr David Gollub
Mr Paul Wayper
Mr Simon McCallum
Mr Colin McChesney
Mr Dave Kenning
Mr Ade Ward
Mr Paul Craggs
Dr. Steve Greatbanks
Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves
Sir Greg O'Beirne
Mr Frank Charlton
Mr Rob Smith
Mr Yan Pomplemeyer
Brought to you by David Hancock , Brian Scholer and Paul Wayper .