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Our 1st guest liar is Mr Yan Pomplemeyer

of The Liebfraumilch Institute of Tomato Science, Frankfurt, Germany. Mr Pomplemeyer's chosen topic was Extraterrestrial Space Aliens.

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The Sears tower in Chicago was built by aliens.

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Giraffes are a direct result of a cross-breeding programme between a race of particularly tall alien space beings and our human ancestors.

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The Egyptian pyramids were in fact built by the pharohs in an attempt to reach the stars. Unfortunately, despite ever greater achievments, their pyramids could not generate enough lift to escape the gravitational pull of the Earth.

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Alien beings have signed an exclusive five album deal with Mark Knopfler's Dire Straits. The band have also agreed to stage the opening night of their forthcoming world tour on the alien home planet, 28 million light-years from Earth.

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US President Abraham Lincoln was named after the famous brand of motor-car, the Ford Lincoln.

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Guest Liars' Hall Of Fame


Mr David Gollub

Mr Paul Wayper

Mr Simon McCallum

Mr Colin McChesney

Mr Dave Kenning

Mr Ade Ward

terry@noonien.demon.co.uk

Mr Paul Craggs

Dr. Steve Greatbanks

Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves

Sir Greg O'Beirne

Mr Frank Charlton

Mr Rob Smith

Mr Yan Pomplemeyer
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009