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The lie of today, Monday the 19th of November 2018


The most effective anti-chapping lip-balm in the world is manufactured by the George Hansen Lip-Balm Company in Tipper, Iowa. The balm called, "Hansen's Lip-Balm" is made of 100% pure cow manure. When asked why his product is so effective at preventing chapped lips George hansen replied, "Well, once it is applied people stop licking their lips."

Source: charles boggle
Submitted on Thursday the 26th of October 2006
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